NBA Loser Wish List

As 94% or so of the NBA teams are at home, or the beach, and not playing in the NBA Finals.  So the teams that we close, but yet so far away – everyone sing it -  must start to think about what the playoff loser needs to make the leap to the Finals.

Cleveland Cavs

  • Scottie Pippen – or someone to take that role.
  • A mid range jumper and a post game for LeBron James.
  • Someone over 6’5″ who can play perimeter defense.
  • Charles Oakley – see Scottie Pippen.

Denver Nuggets

  • JR Smith to pull his head from his butt.
  • Chauney Billups to stop jacking ill-advised three and get the ball to Carmelo.
  • To stop making stupid plays and fouls.

Boston Celtics

  • Two new knees for KG.
  • Brain Scalabrine in street clothes.
  • For everyone named KG, Paul Pierce and Jesus Shuttlesworth to become younger.
  • Doc Rivers to learn how to coach.

Houston Rockets

  • A really talent doctor.
  • Trade Tracy McGrady.
  • Ron Artest to stop jacking ill-advised three and get the ball to Yao.
  • Good medical insurance.

Atlanta Hawks

  • Decide what kind of team they want to be.
  • A trade for a real post player – get rid of Marvin Williams.
  • Mike Bibby to take less money.
  • Another All-Star level player.

Dallas Mavericks

  • Depth in the post with better rebounding – there is another German in Chris Kaman who is pretty good and may need a new home.
  • Jason Kidd to continue shooting well.
  • Josh Howard to play like Jason Terry.

Miami Heat

  • Say good-bye to Jermaine O’Neal.
  • Find experienced player through in free agency or the draft.
  • Another Dwayne Wade – just 6’11″.

Portland Trailblazers

  • A better point guard or Jerryd Bayless to get sometime.
  • Travis Outlaw to continue evolving.
  • Rudy, Rudy, Rudy!
  • To go back a couple years a pick Kevin Durant instead of Greg Oden.

Philadelphia 76ers

  • Sign Andre Iquodala!  SERIOUSLY!
  • Elton to play some basketball!
  • A consistent shooting guard.

San Antonio Spurs

  • Tim Duncan to reverse his aging.
  • Manu.  More Manu!
  • Another scoring option as unless Duncan can take care of his issue.
  • Gregg Papovich to shave that damned beard!

Chicago Bulls

  • Make a decision on Kirk Hinrich and Ben Gordan.  Please!
  • A shooter guard over 6’4″.

New Orleans Hornets

  • Bring back Jeremy Pargo!
  • Some other than Chris Paul to score 20 points a game.
  • Low post toughness.

Detroit Pistons

  • Get younger, quick.
  • Let Allen Iverson and Rasheed Wallace go.  It’s time boys.
  • Athletic, slashing shooter guard who can get to the rim.

Utah Jazz

  • Sign Carlos Boozer for less money.
  • See last point for the Pistons!
  • A legit 6’11″ low post player who only blocks and grab rebounds – Dwight Howard?
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